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❤Hello! I'm Ari, and welcome to my profile!
Feel free to spend as much time as you want hear,
and please do read my stories. I hope they're to your liking!❤
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- Ari 🐈
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Ari's ''Best Lines'' Archive
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My Top Five Favorite Warriors
5. Squirrelflight
4. Jayfeather
3. Blossomfall
2. Cinderpelt/heart
1. Hawkwing
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My Top Five Least Favorite Warriors
5. Ashfur
4. Darkstripe
3. Rainflower
2. Millie
1. Crowfeather
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My Top Four Favorite Shippings
4. Rosepetal X Blossomfall
3. Fernsong X Ivypool
2. Thistleclaw X Snowfur
1. Needletail X Rain
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You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
You read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book basically memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
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Warriors Have Taught us These Things
Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
Cats can have accents.
Old people are funny.
If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.
No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.
Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.
There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.
Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.
Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.
Good is cute, maybe handsome; Evil is sexy.
Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.
Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.
If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.
It's possible to complain about anything.
The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.
All barn cats are weird.
Happy endings are completely unrealistic.
No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy.
Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.
Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.
Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.
Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.
The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.
The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.
People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.
Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.
Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.
Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.
The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.
Don't mess with beavers.
Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.
Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.
Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.
Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.
If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.
Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.
If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing!
Lying is the most evil thing ever.
The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.
People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.
It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.
If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.
If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.
Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.
If you're related to anyone important, chances are you'll have superpowers.
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NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.
WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.
NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).
WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.
NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'
WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'
NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'
WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'
WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.
WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.
WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did.
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Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?
I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.
I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.
I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.
I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.
I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.
I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.
I'm in SkyClan, so I must be a kittypet and have a weird name.
I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.
I am outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool.
I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.
I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets.
I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.
I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.
I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans' help for everything.
I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life.
I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.
I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.
I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.
I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.
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Who Exactly Is Lynxtail?
Gender: She-cat
Appearance: Small-framed siamese cat.
Personality: Bubbly, Outgoing, Confident, Independent; she strives for her goals and what she thinks is right, she has a strong sense of justice, & she is not afraid to speak her mind.\
Clan: SkyClan: Agile and Determined
Rank: Warrior
Mate: None
Kits: None
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A Brief History Of Me ❤❤❤
I was born in New York, but when I was three, my family moved to
Toronto, Canada, where I have spent the majority of my life.
I started writing at age seven, and joined FanFiction.Net in March of 2014.
I am currently 15 years of age, and completely obsessed with Anime.
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Five Facts About Me
- My name is Alanna, my friends call me Al.
- My favorite Anime is Attack On Titan.
- I am fully prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
- I just sneezed.
- I am kawaii 🐈🐈🐈💟💟
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