The Zodiac Signs As

How The Zodiacs Die In The Hunger Games

Aries: Gets involved in a huge fight, takes a few people down with them.

Taurus: Dies from infection.

Gemini: Tags along with the Careers, but is killed at night. 

Cancer: Hides in good places, lasts a long time but dies from dehydration.

Leo: Hunted down by mutts.

Virgo: Leaves poisonous berries by various people's camps, but is killed by one of their victims. 

Libra: Is stabbed during the bloodbath.

Scorpio: Part of the Careers, burned to death by a wildfire.

Sagittarius: Gets a few kills, but ultimately kills themselves due to guilt and grief. 

Capricorn: Wins.

Aquarius: Is doing well before the Careers find and kill them. 

Pisces: Didn't pay attention to their surroundings, falls into quicksand and suffocates. 

How The Zodiac Signs Flirt

Aries: Openly flirts and isn't afraid to take risks.

Taurus: Is shy toward you, but friendly and stares at you awkwardly.

Gemini: Leaves you notes.

Cancer: Awkward pickup lines.

Leo: Is very sweet toward you, a bit shy.

Virgo: Asks you out.

Libra: Strategically plans out their first move. 

Scorpio: ''Wanna fuck?''

Sagittarius: Spends time alone with you, buys you things. 

How The Signs React To ''I Love You''

Aries: I love you MORE!

Taurus: Luv ya too!

Gemini: Really?

Cancer: But... but...

Leo: I know! I'm very lovable!

Virgo: Thank you!

Libra: Oh... Uhm... 

Scorpio: I see...

Sagittarius: I lOvE YoUoUoUoU!!!!!!

Capricorn: I know. 

Aquarius: Aw! Really? 

Pisces: Hmm? 

What The Signs Do On A Saturday Night

Aries: Getting drunk.

Taurus: Eating.

Gemini: Hiding out at the local gas station.

Cancer: Taking selfies with their mom.

Leo: Playing basketball while skyping.

Virgo: Dancing creepishly in front of a mirror.

Libra: Plotting world domination. 

Scorpio: Omegle. 

Sagittarius: Actually partying.

Aquarius: Reading.

Pisces: Tracking down UFOs. 

How The Signs Would Kill Someone

Aries: Stabbing nine times in a creepy forest.

Taurus: Pushing off a cliff.

Gemini: Ripping their heads off.

Cancer: Eating their brains.

Leo: Hitting them with a soccer ball.

Virgo: Runs disastrous tests on them.

Libra: Ties them to the train tracks.

Scorpio: Food poisoning.

Sagittarius: Old fashioned murder.

Capricorn: Shooting them to death.

Aquarius: Drowning them.

Pisces: Pretends to be a UFO.