Zodiac Signs At School

It was the first day of school at Zodiac High. 

Aries and Leo, of course, was already signing up for soccer practice after school while their little sister, Sagittarius, was ranting on about her theory that the government was poisoning everyone with water. Aquarius, her bff/babysitter/momfriend listened silently, nodding when necessary and giving the occasional comment. 

Aquarius and Sagittarius had been friends since kindergarten, mostly because of Aries and Leo. They were a little, uh, COUGHCOUGHoverprotectiveCOUGHCOUGH, so they'd payed Aquarius $100 to look after Sag. 

Of course, Sag herself had no idea of this little arrangement. It didn't really matter anyway, because she and Aquarius were now best friends and basically inseparable. 

When Sag was finally rapping up about her government-is-poisoning-and-mind-controlling-us theory, Pisces came hurdling around the corner. Pisces was a year younger than the rest of the Zodiacs, but she was Capricorn's sister, so she was immediately accepted into the gang, mostly because Capricorn pretty much ran the school. 

''Oh hey, Pisces!'' Said Sag brightly(maybe a little too brightly). Sag was the friendliest toward Pisces, partly because she was friendly toward everyone, and partly because she had a massive crush on Capricorn.